In their October 7 Daily Monitor article on the Ugandan cricket team’s disappointing performance in Kenya last week, Hussein Bogere and Innocent Ndawula manage to use all of the following phrases:
- the angel of death who plucks out the heart of our loved ones
- Uganda’s batting problems stand out like spilled gravy on a white sheet
- wake up and smell the coffee
- media hullabaloo
- cricket Czars
- for heavens’ sake
- cry the beloved country
And they say Uganda has no literary culture.