well, that’s surprising

Museveni’s candidacy in the 2011 presidential election was officially announced this week. The choicest quote comes from Major Kakooza Mutale, the mastermind behind the Kalangala Action Plan, the paramilitary organization that intimidated (and often beat the living daylights out of) opposition supporters during the 2001 and 2006 elections:

I am not among those people who will die for Uganda but among those who will kill you for Uganda. I will kill anybody who challenges Uganda and don’t underrate me because of my gray hair, I will kill you.

saleh: so not on my good side

I haven’t been great about updating lately — I’ve been busy planning the July Student Global Ambassador Immersion and watching The L Word with my housemates. But then Salim Saleh went and gave me the push I needed to start writing again:

State minister for finance Gen. Caleb Akandwanaho [Salim Saleh, brother of President Yoweri Museveni] has lashed out at scholars for failing to invent solutions to eradicate poverty and corruption in Africa.

“We need to blame you the academia for failing to conceptualise our problems and get solutions to our people’s problems. You just talk, then write a few sentences and blame everybody else except yourselves,” the minister told a three-day conference organised by a network of Black American policy specialists and the Makerere University Business School in Kampala yesterday.

“Uganda: Saleh Attacks Scholars Over Graft Solutions,” Alfred Wasike

I have to think about this for a second. Salim Saleh, who has been implicated in scandals in the UPDF and the Uganda Commercial Bank and the DRC, who then went on to become Uganda’s Minister of Microfinance thanks to his sweet family connections, is blaming students for corruption in Uganda.

The only way reporters at the New Vision must be able to keep a straight face is the constant threat of firing, arrest and/or deportation, courtesy Robert Kabushenga.

Press freedom, my ass.

GVO: Uganda: political heroes and the challenges of development work

My return to colonialism and raising the possibility of a “violent end” to the current regime. Recently he published the first half of a two-part series on why Idi Amin is the “Greatest Ugandan who ever lived.”
Dennis, Joshi, Moses Odokonyero, Minega, Moments of Pleasure and Star of Bethelehem all feature.

disaster preparedness

I first remember hearing about it after Columbine — suddenly high schools were locking doors, installing metal detectors and running emergency drills that involved organized cringing in corners, under desks and behind teachers who bravely assured us that it was all “just in case.” Then came weapons of mass destruction, September 11 and Katrina. Everyone, from parents to pundits, was talking about it: disaster preparedness. Being ready for something you’re not sure will ever happen, preparing for the what-ifs. Attempting to manage the, by definition, unmanageable.

Yesterday’s Daily Monitor headline announced that Ugandan Police Chief Kale Kayihura has asked for 8.8 billion shillings to buy anti-riot equipment to “subdue crowds effectively” over the next year. Some, like the Minister of State for Internal Affairs, might hold this up as an exemplary instance of disaster preparedness. Kayihura wants to buy 4000 arms, 1000 pistols, teargas and batons, a request that “seems to be out of the realization that there could be a lot of violence.”

Well, yeah. Last month’s highly-publicized Mabira riots are enough to make anyone responsible for ensuring civil order nervous. Still, I would argue that most of the clashes between police and public have been caused by trigger-happy armed officials attacking generally nonviolent demonstrators, rather than by angry mobs.

Case(s) in point: a peaceful protest at Gulu University, Besigye’s release from Luzira prison (and most FDC rallies), any public appearance of the Black Mambas, and my favorite, the Democratic Party gathering that never happened — where police spent a night hiding in a nearby village with tear gas, ready to “subdue” a crowd that never materialized.

A stitch in time saves nine, and all that, but the balance sheet here suggests that the best course of action for a government worried about violent protests might be twofold: first, to reign in a police force whose use of teargas and batons has proven overeager at its most mild, and second, to address the legitimate concerns of the protesters rather than spending $5 million to “effectively subdue” its citizens.

oh, martin

I have to admit that I’m a little surprised you a) found and b) commented on my blog. I’m flattered, to be absolutely honest. I would say that I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings, but, with all due respect, I abhor the way you’ve gone about “educating” Makerere University students about HIV/AIDS, and I’d be remiss if I didn’t say why.

I agree with you on one thing: abstinence is the only guaranteed way to prevent the transmission of HIV.

Here’s the problem, Martin. People are having sex. Lots of people. Lots of people who have been taught that abstinence is the only way to protect themselves. But guess what? They’re still having sex, and I think it’s horrifically irresponsible of us to tell them that, since they denied themselves the first level of protection, we’re giving up on them.

Abstinence-only education has been proven (PDF) ineffective in reducing the incidence of sexually transmitted diseases among young people. It’s simple, really: they’ve never been taught about safe sex.

You’d probably say that the only “safe” sex is no sex, but I don’t want to argue semantics. The transmission rate of HIV is seven times less when using a condom. That sounds a lot safer to me. Also, you might want to check out Columbia University professor Maria Wawer’s study (PDF) of 10,000 people in Rakai, where she found that the decrease in HIV prevalence was due to an increase in condom use, not in abstinence.

So let’s talk about Engabu. In 2004 some consumers notice (DOC) that these condoms smell bad. The government sends some to Sweden for testing, where they fail the “freedom from holes” and “smell” tests (I couldn’t find anything substantiating your claim of breakage). All Engabu condoms are recalled, but further testing shows that the rest pass the hole test, and only one batch fails the odor test.

Instead of re-releasing the good condoms alongside an aggressive confidence-building and education campaign, the government decides to hold on to them all, as well as instituting a policy that requires all imported condoms to undergo an additional round of quality testing before distribution and passing heavy taxes on all non-donated condoms. NGOs can’t distribute free condoms anymore, and costs rise to anywhere between 300% and 1000% (PDF) of what they were in 2003, effectively pricing most Ugandans out of safe sex.

On top of all this, Janet Museveni decides now is a good time to bash the overall effectiveness of condoms, regardless of brand. This is where you come in, Martin — you somehow get your hands on a bunch of recalled condoms and decide to torch them on campus, which I’m sure does wonders for public morale. Think back — are you absolutely sure you talked smack only on Engabu, or could any of your actions have been construed by impressionable young bystanders as a condemnation of all condoms as a whole?

Meanwhile, Uganda’s holding on to 34 million good condoms and citing distrust of the Engabu brand and of condoms in general as their reason for not distributing them. Health and development experts have cited a “concerted effort to undermine public confidence in condoms…led, for example, by the First Lady of Uganda, Janet Museveni…and by organizations such as the Makerere Community Church, led by Martin Ssempa” as the major cause of the recent increase in Uganda’s HIV rate.

So you tell me, Martin. Was setting fire to those condoms, spoiled or not, really the best course of action if you truly care about the young people of Uganda (two-thirds of whom are sexually active)? I know the Bush administration’s current policies — such as spending a whopping 56% of their funds for prevention of sexual transmission of HIV in Uganda on abstinence-only education — make what you do pretty attractive financially, but since PEPFAR started throwing money around here, the HIV rate’s been going up.

Makes you think, doesn’t it?